How I feel whenever I do a lab in science
And heavy on the bacon!
(Source: distinguishedbaloney)
- murderer: i am here to kill you
- man: are you serious i was just about to kill myself
- murderer: what how
- man: i was going to shoot myself
- murderer: haha i was going to shoot you too man
- murderer: where were you going to shoot yourself
- man: in the mouth
- murderer: NO WAY! I WAS GOING TO SHOOT YOU THERE!
(Source: agoraph-bia, via fifty5hades0fcray)
(Source: makemestfu, via currygah)
